Today you will write your analysis; be sure to check your rubric.
| What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich. What do you call a witch in the desert? A sandwitch. What does a vampire fear the most? Tooth decay. Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank. Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts |